
Home Depot Scam!
July 29, 2008“Next time we need something from Home Depot, I’ll go by myself. I don’t want to take a chance on your getting hurt or robbed.”
Subject: Home Depot Scam
Guys be aware of a Home Depot parking lot scam.
A “heads up” for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don’t be naive enough to think it couldn’t happen to you or your friends.
Here’s how the scam works:
Two seriously good looking 20 year old or so girls come over to your car as you are packing your materials into your vehicle. They both start wiping your windshield with a towel and Windex and with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts it almost impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say ‘”no” and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds. You agree and they get in the back of the vehicle. On the way, they start undressing then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen June 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, and the 29th and again on July 1st, the 4th and twice on the 8th, 16th and the 23rd.
So tell your friends to be careful.
BTW Wal-Mart has wallets on sale 1.99 each.
maryt


That’s my kind of scam. Bwahahahahahaha. Love it Teach. Have a great day. Big hug and lotsa lovies.
Oh my, hubby would fall for that one… I guess I’ll ahve to go in with him next time…LOL!
of course there would be to hunky men washing my windows..
My hubby just got back from Wal-mart – maybe I’ll ask to see his wallet!
This was a good one.
I wouldn’t fall for that one ever!
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Oops, you got me all shook up! The previous link to “jim” was wrong. And don’t anyone dare take it!
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LOL … that’s a funny one all right ;–)
Hugs and blessings,
Snopes has a history of this gag, but doesn’t know about this latest iteration:
http://www.snopes.com/humor/jokes/windshield.asp
“They are very good at this. They got me seven times Friday and five times Saturday.
I couldn’t find them on Sunday.”
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